Average Joe Andy the Mechanic


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I may be the guy working on your car, but I'm really thinking about all the things I could do if I got under your hood. But first, I'd take you on the best date of your life...

Refreshingly manageable and incredibly lifelike in both skin-touch and appearance, the Average Joe collection's Andy the Mechanic dildo holds no lofty ambitions of eye-popping length or astounding girth (though definitely proving nice and thick), it's simply a fantastically detailed cock with a realistic size to match. 

Shaped into a classically styled shaft, the Mechanic is slightly tapered at his exquisitely curvy tip, allowing for smooth penetration. Just underneath, the supple, squeezable shaft widens subtly, gently stretching as it penetrates and stimulating intensely thanks to a dramatically veiny texture. Completely safe for anal play and extra deep insertion, a set of pliable balls acts as a barrier against too-deep endeavors and also helps hold a harness O-ring in place, if desired. The suction base is extremely sturdy, and easily secures Andy against almost any smooth flat surface, be it vertical (windows, shower doors) or horizontal (floor, counter etc). 

Made of a plush, supple thermoplastic rubber material with both impressive flexibility and a satisfying stability, the Mechanic is virtually maintenance free, requiring simple soap and water or a good toy cleansing fluid before and after use. Compatible with water and silicone lubricants.


  • Length: 6.75"
  • Insertable Length: 5.25"
  • Girth: 5.75" at largest point
  • Width: 1.75" at largest point
  • Materials: Jelly Rubber (TPR)
  • Special Features: Phthalate-Free, Suction Base, Textured Surface